Lord Of The Haikus: The Fellowship Of The Haiku

Why do I say "Your
mom" jokes all the time? Because
of YOUR MOM that's why.

Get Bucked In Haiku

You always put me
first. You are the one for me.
Remain in my arms.

Like A Rolling Haiku

A lot of water
under the bridge, and a lot
of other stuff too...

Haikufest

It`s easy to see
that I swam to the bottom
of a dream. In time....

Rough Haikus

No matter how rough
these hands get I am not a
man. I'm just a drone.

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Haikus

I am quite worried.
About the well being of
another! My love <3

How I Met Your Haiku

Minesweeper is a
jerk. Advanced mode is hard. I
want to win so bad!! >=

Ferries are dumb and
cause unnecessary
stress :( I want to stay!

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Sorry for missing a haiku yesterday! I didn't mean to :P I thought there was free wi-fi where I was staying but I was wrong :(

So two haikus today! :D

Fievel Goes Haiku

Don't want to write a
haiku tonight. Not sure why :S
But y'all can suck it!

Haiku Club

First rule of Haiku
Club. Don't talk about Haiku
Club. Christ!...Why the ear?

Works Well With Haikus

The only way to
know how far down it really
is, would be to spit.

I surrender to
the very thought of you. But
it seems you still need.

The Sufferer & The Haiku

A curve approaches
on a painfully straight strech
of road, and I smile.

Clap For The Haiku

The haiku I wrote
yesterday sucked big time. I
will write better ones! :)

In biting cold, the
calloused hand doesn`t feel
the cut of a knife.

No One Loves Me & Neither Do Haikus

I have pasta thats
shaped like penises. In or
around my mouth! Yay :P

Mega Haiku Vs. Crocosaurus

The story continues :P

The response to my previous haiku from the other contributor:

Devil smiles at him
regretting his actions now
no more one night stands


And my reply:


Spotlights in stormy
weather. They've been at it for
days. Hope is dwindling.